CAPTION CONTEST NOVEMBRE/DECEMBRE 2004 ENG

ANYANKA

Buffy: "Faith, get your hand off of my thigh... now!"
("Faith, enlève ta main de ma cuisse... tout de suite !")
Faith (thoughts): I thoughts she didn't notice.
(Moi qui croyais qu'elle n'avait rien vu.)

Buffy: "Faith, what's he saying? What's he saying, I don't understand anything... Faith!?"
("Faith, qu'est-ce qu'il dit ? Qu'est-ce qu'il dit, je comprends rien... Faith !!?")
Faith: "Er... calm down, Buffy, calm down!"
("Euh... calme, Buffy, calme !"
Buffy: "What?"
("Hein ?")

Faith (thoughts) : I'm gonna flop into the armchair a bit more, all innocent... tadatada...
(L'air de rien je vais m'affaler un peu plus... tidooutidou...)
Buffy (thoughts) : I must be dreaming! Faith is rubbing against me?
(Mais je rêve ! Faith se frotte contre moi ?)

Faith: "What do you think about Buffy's shoes?"
("Vous en pensez quoi des godasse de B ?")
Buffy: "What's the problem with my shoes?"
("Mais qu'est-ce qu'elles ont mes chaussures ?")
Faith: "Except for being ridiculous, nothing at all my love."
("A part d'être ridicules, rien du tout mon ange.")

Faith: "You think they suspect anything?"
("Tu crois qu'ils se doutent de quelque chose ?")
Buffy: "Why?"
("Pourquoi ?")
Faith: "Because of your cap! With such heat!"
("Ben, ton bonnet ! Avec cette chaleur !")
Buffy: "I had to hide your hickey on my forehead!"
("Fallait bien que je cache ton suçon sur mon front !")

Faith (thoughts): I can't believe how long Giles' speech is lasting!
Buffy (thoughts): I wonder if I stare at him like this for long enough he'll disappear...
Faith (whispers to Buffy): "You think he'd notice if we went behind that bookcase and made out for a while?"
Buffy (whispers back): "He'd probably still be talking when we got back..."

Buffy (thoughts): I'm fed up! She had to stop wearing such tight-fitting stuff... Not only I'm taken for a lemon-sole, but she also turns me on...
(J'en ai marre ! Faut qu'elle arrête de mettre des trucs aussi moulants... Non seulement je passe pour une limande, mais en plus elle m'excite...)
Faith (thoughts): Mmm, it was a good idea to wear this small top this morning...
(Hum j'ai bien fait de mettre ce petit top ce matin...)

Faith : "Well Tweed man, look at it this way, now we will be even more productive."
Giles : "And how is that?"
Faith : "Now we can do the hungry and horny bit in one place which leaves more time for more slaying."
Buffy : "Yeah and seeing how I like non fat yogurt so much if we're running late we can get everything done in one place at the same time."
(Giles faints)
Faith : "And here I thought he'd be proud of how efficient we were being."

Faith : "Are you mad or what Willow?! I may have an enormous libido, but nobody else but me will put a hand on Buffy! So you keep your foursome for yourself!"
("Nan mais ça va pas ou quoi Willow ?! J'ai peut-être une libido démesurée, mais jamais personne d'autre que moi ne posera la main sur Buffy ! Alors ton plan à quatre tu te le gardes !")
Buffy (thoughts): Mmm, we could at least discuss it...
(Hum, on pourrait au moins en débattre...)

Faith: "We're in so much trouble with Giles, I can't believe he caught us making out behind that bookcase!"
Buffy: "You might be in trouble but I was wearing this hat so he wouldn't recognise me. See, if I sit here with this hat on looking really really serious, he won't know it's me..."
Faith: "And they call me insane?!"

Faith (thoughts): Geez I didn't think Giles would get THAT mad at us for doing our thing on the table! Plus, I mean we DID give him a free show, so he should lighten up!
Buffy (thoughts): Ugh! Disgusting! I mean, it's one thing for him to be lecturing us, but couldnt he have taken care of THAT before he does lectures?

Buffy (thoughts): Does Giles ever stop talking?
Faith: "Giles. That's it? Vamps are out there, we're here, tell us about your new books another time."
Buffy (thoughts): She reads my mind... I wonder if she caught my last day dream.

Faith: "And then we hit the vamp with..."
Buffy (thoughts): Oh Baby, stop talking shit and let's go to bed again.

Faith: "Hey Buffy, you see what I see?!"
("Eh Buffy, tu vois ce que je vois ?!")
Buffy: "Yes, but I can't distinguish the feet from the head."
("Oui, mais je distingue pas bien la tête des pieds.")
Faith: "You're right, I can't either. How many do you think they are?"
("T'as raison, moi non plus. Tu crois qu'ils sont combien ???")

Faith (thoughts): I hope Buffy didn't notice I had a hickey next to my tattoo yesterday. No, she can't, she's blonde!
(J'espère que Buffy n'a pas remarqué que j'avais un suçon à côté de mon tatouage hier. Bah, non c'est vrai elle est blonde !!!)
Buffy (thoughts): I hope Faith is still thinking about the night we spent last night...
(J'espère que Faith pense encore à la nuit qu'on a passé hier soir...)

Buffy: "What do you think about my hat?"
("Comment tu trouves ma toque ?")
Faith (thoughts): She really thinks I'm gonna talk to her with this hat? She's the one who would need the phone number of my designer, not me!
(Non mais elle pense que je vais lui parler avec cette toque. Maintenant que j'y pense, c'est elle qui aurait plutôt besoin du numéro de mon styliste pas moi !)
Faith: "It's gorgeous!... Really gorgeous..."
("Elle est géniale !... Vraiment géniale...")

Faith: "Buffy, you know, I'm really a bad girl, it's so clear."
("Buffy, tu sais, je suis vraiment une bad girl, ça se voit direct.")
Buffy: "Yep, we're classy."
("Ouaip, on a la classe.")
Faith: "No, I am classy."
("Non, j'ai la classe.")
Buffy: "Hey, why you? Look, I take my bad look..."
("Hé, pourquoi toi ?! Regarde, je prends mon air méchant et tout...")
Faith: "B, I love you, but you could have avoided the black cap."
("Mdrr B j't'adore, mais le bonnet noir, t'aurais pu éviter.")

Giles: "Today, we're gonna do mathematics. Open your book..."
("La leçon d'aujourd'hui va porter sur les maths. Alors prenez vos livres à la page...")
Faith: "It's a joke I hope..."
("C'est une plaisanterie j'espère...")
giles: "No why?"
("Non pourquoi ?")
Faith: "B, you told me it was a warm-up, not maths."
("B tu m'as dit que ce serait un échauffement, pas des maths.")
Buffy: "Er... otherwise you would never come."
("Ben heu tu serais jamais venue sinon.")
Faith: "Love, I love you as much as I hate lessons, so bye bye, it's not worth it."
("Mon ange, je t'adore presqu'autant que je hais les cours, alors bye bye, c'est même pas la peine.")
Buffy: "Please. Just once for me."
("S'il te plait. Rien qu'une fois pour moi.")
Faith: "Why do you want me to do that, I know nothing about it."
("Pourquoi tu veux que je fasse ça, j'y connais rien.")
Buffy: "Precisely, that's why..."
("Ben justement comme ça...")
Faith: "That's why what...?"
("Comme ça quoi...?")
Buffy: "Er... (low voice) that's why I'd have the impression to be intelligent..."
("Ben (d'une toute petite voix), comme ça j'aurais l'impression d'être intelligente...")