RESULTS Caption Contest May/June 2005

The results are classified according to the order of preference.
The winners are Slash & Sophy.
Thanks for participating.

SLASH & SOPHY

Faith (to Buffy): "You see, if you want to stuff your bra, there are also chamallows... And I adwore chamallows... mmm!"
("Tu vois, pour rembourrer ton soutif, y'a aussi les chamallows.... Et moi, vadwore les chabalowwws... miam !")

ANYANKA

Potential : "Faith? Have you seen the packet of pasta?"
("Faith ? Tu n'aurais pas vu le paquet de pâtes ?")
Faith (thoughts, stopping chewing) : Shit, I told myself it was too crunchy for cereals!!!
(Merde, je me disais bien que c'était trop croquant pour être des céréales !!!)

PYRANAA

Potential (in the background) : "Hey, have you seen my dildo, please?"
("Hé, t'as pas vu mon godemichet s'il-te-plaît ?")
Faith (thoughts) : Shit... Anyway, in the packet!
(Et merde... Allez hop, dans le paquet !)

LIVING DEAD GIRL

Faith (thoughts): So if I strategically place this bag of chips here, Buffy won't realise my hand is actually on my crotch.
Potential (in the background): "Oh. My. God. FAITH!"
Faith: "Bollocks."

FAITH-BUFFY

Faith : "You want some chips?"
("Tu veux des chips ?")
Kennedy : "No, it's fattening. I don't really want to look like you!"
("Non ça fait grossir. J'ai pas tellement envie de te ressembler !")
Faith : "What???"
("Quoi ???")
Kennedy : "I said: with pleasure, I'd like to be like you so much!"
("Je disais : avec plaisir, j'aimerais tellement t'égaler !")

HAPPY_FAITH

Faith : "It's my turn to cast lots! The lucky man I'm gonna kiss is..." (thoughts) Buffy Buffy Buffy... "Andrew."
("Allez, c'est à moi de tirer au sort ! L'heureux élu que je vais embrasser est..." (pensées) Buffy Buffy Buffy... "Andrew.")
Andrew : "Hooray!!!"
("Youpi !!!")
Faith : Frankly your game is idiot, you're just kids, if you want to find someone, do like me!"
("Franchement il est débile votre jeu, vous êtes que des gamins, si vous voulez vous trouver quelqu'un, faites comme moi !")
Buffy : "Faith, get lost."
("Faith, dégage.")
Faith : "At least, I'd have tried!"
("J'aurais essayé !")

DANIELLA

Faith : "Man ! I'm hungry... wonder why?"
Amanda : "Oh my God is that Faith's butt crack!?"
Kennedy : "Wait till I tell Buffy her gurl is geeting roles."

FAITH

Kennedy : "Hey Amanda!"
Amanda: "Hey Kennedy, what are you two doing?"
Faith: "Talkin'..."
Amanda: "About?"
Faith: "Things way beyond your ballpark..."
Amanda: "Like what?"
Kennedy: "Chips... uhhh... how they are made."
Amanda: "How are they made?"
Faith: "See what I mean." (giggles)
**** off screen ****
Buffy (laughing): It doesn't take an idiot to figure that one out

REZA

Faith : "Look B, sex is as simple as that!"
("Regarde B, le sexe c'est aussi simple que ça !")
Buffy : "Uh... and it tastes chamallows?"
("Euh... et ça a le goût de marshmallow ?")
Potential in the background (thoughts) : "What? Faith is a man???"
(Comment ? Faith est un homme ???)

PYRANAA

Faith : "Come on baby! Catch it!"
("Allez ma choupinette ! Attrape !")

PYRANAA

Faith : "Yippee, let's have fun, come on, we throw pop-corn because we can't throw novelties!! Yippee!"
("Youpi, c'est la fête, allez, on balance du popcorn parce qu'on est pas capable de jeter des cotillons !! Youpi !")

PYRANAA

Faith : "Look Buffy, if I put my hand inside the packet, I can take popcorn out of it!"
("Regarde Buffy, si je mets ma main dans le paquet, je peux en ressortir des popcorns !!")
Potential in the background : "Hey, I can attend your lesson Faith, please ?"
("Eh, je peux suivre ton cours Faith stp ??")

FAITH_LEHANE

Kennedy (chewing her chips): "So who do these belong to?"
Faith: "They're Amanda's... why?"
Kennedy: "Maybe we should not be eating them."
Faith: "She'll be cool... trust me."
(Door opens from the basement)
Amanda: "Are those mine?"
Faith (thoughts): Shit, she wants them back... she'll eat'em then she'll not even gain a pound... geez.
Amanda (thoughts): Why is she eating my chips her butt's already big enough... lol.
Kennedy (thoughts): I wonder if they will give them to me if the don't want them.

F_LUV_B

Buffy (pouting) : "Stop eating chips, you're gonna lose your ass of goddess!"
("Arrête de manger des chips, tu vas perdre ton petit cul de déesse !!")
Faith (mischievously) : "But darling... dear B... it's just to get more energy to ride you better!!"
("Mais voyons chérie... très chère B... c'est pour avoir plus d'énergie pour mieux te chevaucher !!")
Amanda (entering, surprised) : "Ah! So we go riding? You finally decided to go with me, I love you!"
("Ah ! Alors, on y va à cet après-midi équitation ? Enfin, vous vous décidez à m'accompagner, j'vous adore !")

DARK-YUL

Faith (thoughts) : Well, I have to stop eating or else I'm gonna get fat.
(Bon va falloir que j'arrête de manger ça sinon je vais grossir.)
Kennedy : "Faith, is it you who took the chips again? We'll have to buy some again, you're a hog!"
("Faith, c'est encore toi qui as pris les paquets de chips ? Il va encore falloir en racheter tu es une vraie goinfre !")
Faith : "It's not my fault, I was hungry."
("J'y peux rien, j'avais un p'tit creux.")
Kennedy : "Moreover, it's not good for your figure and Buffy won't want you anymore if you don't care of yourself."
("Et en plus c'est pas bon pour la ligne et Buffy ne voudra plus de toi si tu ne prends pas soin de toi.")
Faith (thoughts) : It's true, she's right, stop. "Look, there are some left, you want them?"
(C'est vrai, elle a raison, stop. "Tiens, il en reste un peu, tu les veux ??")
Buffy (thoughts) : "She really loves me..."
(Et ben elle tient vraiment à moi là.)