RESULTS Caption Contest May/June 2003

The results are classified according to the order of preference (but after the first five ones, there is no more ranking... ;-)).
The winner is PT. Thanks for participating.

PT
Faith : "Look what that asshole vamp did to my pants! They're ruined! Now everyone can see my underwear!"
Buffy : "Um...Faith? You're not wearing any underwear."
Faith : "Yeah I know. You're enjoying the view, blondie?"

ASHLEY
Faith : "OK, B, you put your hand here... and my leg here... and then you... wait a minute we did this one already."
Buffy : "We're on page 98 in the Kama-Sutra, Faith, not 89."

BAD WILLOW
Buffy : "What size are your shoes?"
("C'est quelle taille tes chaussures ?")
Faith : "Well, look."
("Tiens, regarde.")

ASHLEY
Buffy : "You were right Faith, this does allow for easier access but do you think maybe we could go up to the dorm before we try it out?"

DUTCH
Faith : "See, B., I told you at the Bronze I could stay in this position long enough."
Buffy : "But Faith, baby, your leg muscles are shaky (smirks) and I haven't even touched you yet."

TIMINOU
Buffy : "No! I didn't know that one."
("Ah ben non ! Celle-là, je la connaissais pas.")
Faith : "But we tried out all the others..."
("Ben on a essayé toutes les autres...")

KIDBEAC
Buffy : "Er, Faith, with the hole in your jeans, I can see your... er..."
("Dis Faith, avec le trou de ton jean là, euh, j'ai une vue directe sur ta... euh...")
Faith : "But what do you believe I did this for? To show you my shoes?"
("Mais pourquoi donc tu croyais que je faisais ça ? Pour te montrer mes pompes ?")

BAD WILLOW
Buffy : "Your shaving cream is cool, your legs are so soft..."
("Elle est cool ta crème de rasage, tes jambes sont toutes douces...")
Faith : "It's Veet!"
("C'est Veet !")
Buffy : "Because you're worth it!"
("Parce que tu le vaux bien !")

KAT
Buffy : "Oh! It's not your kick which is gonna knock me out, it's rather the smell of your feet!"
("Oh ! C'est pas ton coup de pied qui va m'assommer, c'est plutôt l'odeur de tes chaussures !")

KAT
Buffy : "Oh yes, there is a hole in your crotch... You should sew it up again."
("Oh oui, y'a bien un trou à l'entrejambe de ton pantalon... Faudrait peut-être penser à le recoudre.")

LAZIZANEUSE
Buffy : "Higher, your leg Faith!!!"
("La jambe, plus haut Faith !!!")
Faith : "What?! You didn't get your kicks yesterday? It's not enough for you?!"
("Quoi ?! Hier t'as pas pris ton pied, ça te suffit pas ?!")

KATHRYN
Faith : "B... Do you think I'll be stretched out before I kick some ass?"
Buffy : "Sure... after we are done with you. Let's just worry about stretching then you kick ass Faith."

ATHYS
Faith : "See, I told you I was supple!"
("Tu vois, je te l'avais bien dit que j'étais souple !")
Buffy : "Everybody knows anything can be done on tv! By the way your socks can be seen!"
("Tout le monde sait bien qu'à la tv on peut faire n'importe quoi ! D'ailleurs on voit tes chaussettes !")

KIDBEAC
Faith : "So, you see, when you are 'aware' like a plant with no eye and no ear, you manage to kick like that."
("Alors tu vois, quand on est aware comme une plante qui n'a pas d'oeil et pas d'oreilles, tu arrives à faire des coups de pied comme ça.")
Buffy : "Fuck! You smoked the deodorant you use for your feet or what?!"
("Putain ! T'as fumé le déo que t'utilises pour tes pieds ou quoi !?")
Note : allusion to Jean-Claude Van Damme who is unable to speak completely in French and above all to speak in an understandable way!

AURORE
Buffy : "I promise you that you have nothing between your legs, but if you continue, you're gonna have something between them!"
("Mais je te promets que tu n'as rien entre les jambes, mais si tu continues, tu vas avoir quelque chose entre les jambes !")