RESULTS Caption Contest January/February 2006

The results are classified according to the order of preference.
The winner is Five by five.
Thanks for participating.

FIVE BY FIVE

Faith (in Buffy's body): "Well, now that I'm inside her body, what can I do with... her tongue!?"
("Bon, ça y est, maitenant que je suis dans son corps, que vais-je faire avec... sa langue ?!")

JEKA

Buffy : "Told Faith my tongue was long enough! She's the one with the problem then!"

VOSENE

Buffy (thinking about Faith)
(To the tune "These boots were made for walking")
"This tongue was made for licking and that's what it's going to do"
"This tongue was made for licking and its gone lick all over you"

DARWIN

Buffy : "See? This is how far you can stick your tongue down my throat."

MONDLICHT

Buffy (thoughts) : Ok, I can now reach my chin with my tongue. I wonder if I can reach my nose too.

HAPPY_FAITH

Buffy : "Well, how to kiss with the tongue? Oh it's hell on earth! How could I chase now?!"
("Attends, comment on fait déjà pour embrasser avec la langue ? Oh la galère ! Comment je vais faire pour draguer maintenant moi !?")

SIS

Buffy : "Is everything ok with meeeeeeeeee?!"
("Est-ce que tout va bien chez mouaaaaaa ?")

JULIEEE

Buffy : "No, I'm not at all a psycho!"
("Mais non j'suis pas du tout une malade !!")

TANIAPRETENDER

Buffy : "You shouldn't have chewed this red pencil, Faith... Now I have some ink on the tongue TOO!"
("C'est malin d'avoir mâchouillé ce stylo rouge, Faith... Maintenant MOI AUSSI j'en ai plein la langue !")

LEEHEY

Buffy : "This lolly sucks! My tongue is not even blue!!!"
("Roh ! c'est nul cette sucette ! j'ai même pas la langue bleue !!!")

CAPPADOCIUS

Joyce : "Buffy, how old are you?! Stop making faces in front of the mirror!"
Buffy : "I'm not making faces, I'm brushing my teeth."
Joyce : "So, why are you keeping your tongue out of your mouth?"
Buffy : "Faith has just kissed me at last!!! I don't want to lose her tongue's taste on mine!!!"
Joyce : "..."

(Joyce"Buffy, tu as quel âge ?! Arrête de faire des grimaces devant le miroir voyons !"
Buffy : "Ze fais paf des grimafes, ze me laze les dents."
Joyce : "Alors pourquoi est-ce que tu gardes la langue hors de ta bouche ?"
Buffy : "Faith vient enfin de m'embrazer !!! Ze veux pas perdre le goût de za langue zur la mienne !!!"
Joyce : "...")

DARLA

Buffy : "Faith told me: 'Hey B, when you smile, your tensils can be seen.' However wide I open my mouth, I can't see them..."
("Faith m'a dit 'Eh B. quand tu souris, on voit tes amygdales.' J'ai beau ouvrir grand la bouche, moi je les vois pas...")

DARLA

Buffy : "AAhhhhh! Well, tongue and breath are ok. My hair are gonna be dry. Breasts?... I'm with Faith... Well... Where is the coton to stuff?"
("AAaaaaah ! Bon, la langue et l'haleine ça va. Mes cheveux sont bientôt secs. Poitrine ?... Je sors avec Faith quand même... Bon... Où ai-je mis le coton ?")

FAITH

Buffy (thoughts) : Mommy was right... They really did take my tonsils out!!!!!

FAITH_LEHANE

Buffy (thoughts) : Oh my god... that's a lot of bacteria buildup! I knew I should have bought a tongue scraper!

LOL

Buffy : "In your dreaaaaaammmmmmsssss!"
("Dans tes rêveuuuuuuu !")